Isn’t Seattle cool? I mean, is there a more famously liberal city in the world other than San Francisco? And Seattle is the birthplace of Bill Gates, the biggest philanthropist on the planet. Surely, the Emerald City must be some kind of utopia, right?
Of course, I’m joking. Seattle is a great place if you like garbage, vomit, homeless people, shallow yuppies, passive-aggressive assholes, and rampant political corruption. The cattle of Seattle like to blame their problems on homeless people who blew in on the wind from other states. In fact, ordinary citizens are as much a part of the problem as that global con man, Bill Gates.
Depending on one’s perspective, it’s very sad, very tragic . . . or maybe it’s downright humorous. Whoever heard of an entire city shitting in its own face?